You throw a turtle party and someone brings a snake and it’s like did they even read the invitation, come on
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
(Source: new-mauville, via bewbin)
I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING
or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant
I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation
and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange.
"mary i know ur only half a virgin"
"fuck off gabriel"
all these keys and I’m still not your type
I will delete your blog
rollercoasters are like a skrillex remix of trains