why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing
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The Marihuana Story, aka Marihuana (1950)
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Anonymous said: Why do you want to be a comedian?
the free stool with a glass of water on it